. With “a style that brings to mind Mark Twain, and Garrison Keillor” People, Art Buchwald, Patrick F.
Rubber Legs and White Tail-Hairs Holt PaperbackHolt Paperbacks #ad - He introduces a variety of friends old and new, and takes readers to many exotic locales outdoors and indoors. America's favorite outdoor humorist is back with an outrageously fresh collection of stories.
Real Ponies Don't Go Oink!Holt Paperbacks #ad - Bestsellers by america's favorite humorist:a fine and pleasant miserythey shoot canoes, don't they?never sniff a gift fishThe Grasshopper TrapRubber Legs And White Tail-hairsThe Night The Bear Ate GoombawWhatchagot Stew with Patricia "The Troll" McManus GassReal Ponies Don't Go Oink!The Good Samaritan Strikes AgainHow I Got This WayThese titles are available from Henry Holt and Company.
How I Got This WayHolt Paperbacks #ad - Patrick mcmanus, beginning with the need to be tall, and much more, the bestselling author of such hilarious books as A Fine and Pleasant Misery and Never Sniff a Gift Fish, now offers readers solid thoughts on the qualities that define leadership, in this outrageous collection of short pieces that reveals his tortuous trip along the writer's path.
The Grasshopper TrapHolt Paperbacks #ad - It’s enough to tickle the most rabid member of the National Rifle Association. Kirkus Reviews. Mcmanus, the “funniest guy in the outdoor life and Field & Stream gang…offers another bag of whimsy in the Great Outdoors”* with The Grasshopper Trap. In this collection of thirty zany stories, spoofing camping, fishing, and other outdoor recreational activities, McManus shares his hilarious wilderness misadventures.
McManus. Patrick F. From facing an angry bear with an unloaded gun and the folly of running a boat while it’s still on the trailer to not questioning the ingredients found in camp cookout cuisine and the best methods of catching grasshoppers, no one knows how to express Mother Nature’s sense of humor like Patrick F.
Into the Twilight, Endlessly GrousingSimon & Schuster #ad - Like twain -- or more contemporary humorists Dave Barry and Garrison Keillor -- Patrick McManus shares the belief that life's eternal verities exist primarily to be overturned. In mcmanus's world, strong coffee is drunk by the light of a campfire, all steaks should be chicken-fried, and fishing trips consist of men acting like boys and boys behaving like the small animals we've always assumed they were.
In this, the tenth hilarious collection of his adventures, and curmudgeonly calls for bigger and bigger fish stories, wry observations, McManus takes on everything from an Idaho crime wave to his friend Dolph's atomic-powered huckleberry picker to the uncertain joys of standing waist-deep in icy water, watching the fish go by.
The Night the Bear Ate GoombawHolt Paperbacks #ad - Mcmanus’s hilarious and comic stories of camping and other nature-oriented activities reach ridiculous proportions in The Night the Bear Ate Goombaw. Nature tales originally published in such magazines as Field & Stream and Outdoor Living. Patrick F. From teaching his stepfather the methods of madness behind farm work through his best friend’s grandmother’s fear of bears, McManus reveals that human behavior is even wilder than the wilderness.
. America’s “most gifted outdoor humorist” Detroit Free Press regales readers with this collection of gut-busting, man vs.
Kerplunk!: StoriesSimon & Schuster #ad - Mcmanus's gently comic stories about outdoor life have earned him millions of fans worldwide. Mcmanus's reputation as an American classic. Patrick F. In these tall tales, what to do when a deer wanders into camp but your sleeping bag has frozen shut, McManus and his buddies learn how not to net a fish, why you should never get your hair cut by someone who's mad at you, and how to avoid bird-dog flatulence.
Often nostalgic, and always funny, occasionally philosophical, the stories in Kerplunk! reaffirm Patrick F. Traveling the highways and byways of the pacific Northwest, the delightful backcountry characters of Kerplunk! understand how a life of hunting and fishing -- and its inherent potential for misadventure -- can resonate with larger meaning.
Kerplunk!: Stories #ad - . Mcmanus's characters know exactly why it costs $500 to make a fly lure that retails for $2; why installing a boat trailer hookup can lead to divorce; and, you don't know you're in the water until you hear the kerplunk! These wry, most important, why you should always listen for the sound of your fishing line hitting the water -- because in life as it is in fishing, curmudgeonly tales appeal to real outdoorsmen and the armchair variety alike.
With kerplunk!, mcmanus delivers a collection of folksy, wonderfully wise depictions of country life worthy of Mark Twain.
The Bear in the AtticHenry Holt and Co. #ad - Alongside his humor, McManus's inimitable vision consistently evokes a childlike wonder at the natural world. The beloved humorist and bestselling author returns with his most riotous collection of essays to date. Overflowing with his trademark outdoorsman's wit, Patrick F. Mcmanus's newest collection ponders the strange allure of the RV, the baffling tendency of animals to outsmart those who wish to hunt them, the existential implications of being lost, and the singular pleasure of doubling the size of every fish one doesn't actually catch.
Combining the curmudgeonly voice of Dave Barry and the sly humor of Garrison Keillor, McManus brilliantly captures the everyday absurdities that comprise our existence. Even if we are running low on food, the compass is broken, and we are fairly certain we have just spotted a family of Sasquatches frolicking in the treetops, The Bear in the Attic makes the outdoors seem irresistible.
Never Sniff A Gift FishHolt Paperbacks #ad - More humorous observations and insights into the agonies and ecstacies of hunting, and camping by the author of They Shoot Canoes, fishing, Don't They?and other celebrations of life in the wild.
They Shoot Canoes, Don't They?Holt Paperbacks #ad - With tongue pressed firmly in cheek and a gentle but penetrating eye for human foibles, Patrick F. Among additional topics explored are The Crouch Hop and Other Useful Outdoor Steps, The Sensuous Angler, and Psychic Powers for Outdoorsmen. Mcmanus here follows up a fine and Pleasant Misery with a collection of sketches that launches him into the front ranks of outdoor humorists.
Library Journal. Included, it’s putting on cold, is the hunter’s dictionary, too, an invaluable lexicon that helps the novice sportsman understand such arcane terminology as “Ooooooeee-ah-ah-ah! If there’s one thing I hate, when he absorbed a wealth of improbable information imparted by the old woodsman Rancid Crabtree, wet pants in the morning” and “Baff mast pime ig bead feas mid miff pife! That’s the last time I try to eat peas in the dark with my hunting knife!” The author’s appreciation of outdoor life began in his early boyhood, “who bathed only on leap years.
They Shoot Canoes, Don't They? #ad - Young mcmanus also enjoyed special adventures with his ill-remembered sidekick, Strange, Retch Sweeney, the loquacious family dog, and another boon companion of days gone by, whose exploits as a hunter were limited to assaulting stray chickens and on one memorable occasion a skunk. Mcmanus celebrates the hidden pleasures, and opportunities for disaster to be found in the recreations of camping, hunting, unappreciated lore, Don’t They?Gathered here for the reader’s edification are such treasures as the true but little known story of the discovery of the efficacy of live bait by Genghis Khan’s chef, an examination of the precarious and perhaps fanatical expertise required for ice fishing, and fishing in his hilarious collection They Shoot Canoes, and a consideration of the circumstances that can cause a deer to ride a bicycle.